A friend of mine has a great CD with some off the wall redneck character and I am going to be promoting the music for him. The following is a list of how he envisions each of the characters to look like.
Description of Yancy Dirtgoat and Redneck Carolers.
Yancy Dirtgoat: He is age 45. A short beard, medium size, old dress hat with a tear in the brim, wears overalls, dark shirt with large black shoes. He also wears a dirty old thin dress coat over his overalls. Only has one tooth.
Maybe we should put a Santa Claus hat on Yancy.
Bobby Joe: He is age 20. Tall skinny kid with freckles, wears a sailor suit with his hat off to the side. Buck teeth with a space between teeth. Black shoes, no shocks.
Bobby Sue: She is age 19, tall kind a well built, not too much. Freckles, blond hair with pig tales, wears shorts, (not too short), short blouse that shows tummy. No shoes, has a piece of straw hanging out of her mouth. But, it is winter so we may want to dress her a little warmer?
Lockjaw: Age 35, not tall but built like a strong man. Hair cut is flat, he was a Marine with a tattoo on right arm. Wears a tank top with a Marine emblem. Long paints, wears shoes and his face has not been shaven for three days.
Lugnut: Old man, hillbilly hat, brim partly missing. Has a white beard, overalls, corn cob pipe, old dress coat, wear boats. Fly is always bothering him. Wears eye glasses very thick.
Thud: Teen age boy, medium build, no hat, big cow lick in front of head. Eyes are go different direction? Old long sleeve shirt partly pulled out of paints. Paints with rope holding up pants. No shoes, red hair. Large Adams apple.
Old wound dog sitting by them. Maybe we should put a Christmas bulb on the dog.